Manfred von Richthofen
Ok so most of you are like, who the fuck is this Nazi looking guy? Well I'll tell you. He's none other than the German ace pilot (and all round badass) known as The Red Baron. Yes that motherfucker. Ok he gets his place here because of how much crazy ass shit he did. None of this pussy shit hiding in bunkers, he was flying around in plane, being all cool and shit, like 'Yo bitches I'm up here! Hah can't get me can you ?... Oh wait you can'. In his flying career he bagged himself many notable victories, and even racked up 80 confirmed kills.
His awesome level reached a whopping 105, after withstanding a head injury and partial blindness mid flight and still managed to land his plane! He had major operations but that motherfucker still wanted to fly and kick some ass, and he did.. for a bit.
However some little bitch, got a sly cheap shot in whilst he was hunting noobs to eat with his brotwurst, and at 11 a.m. on 21 April 1918 he was fatally wounded. Some bitch shot him from below, and pierced his heart and lungs, but that didn't stop this machine. He managed to do some crazy ass comando ass motherfucking shit and land his plane, get out and say 'Kaputt'. They are some of the most badass, straight up killinist motherfucking last words ever to be spoken by any gangster-ass-pimp from Germany ever.
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